FORTUNA

Oct 21

la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

Oct 21

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

Oct 21
Oct 21

all-aboard-the-ss-karmy:

I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality

Oct 21

dirtylittlechemist:

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

Oh the last one!!

Oct 20

catsickles:

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

why have i never made this connection before

Oct 20
4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

Oct 20
castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

Oct 20
Oct 20

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

Oct 20
thebritishteapot:




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Oct 20

thexth:

sherlock got shot, escaped from the hospital off of his source of morphine, into john’s house to get mary’s perfume, back to baker street into his bedroom to move john’s chair from his room back to it’s original place, and set the perfume on the table, just for john to go to baker street sit in his chair and look confused as to why his chair is back and his wife’s perfume is on the table

and he looks offended when he gets called a drama queen

Oct 20

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

Oct 20

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

Oct 20

Aaaaaand hello @taylorswift13